's putting his family jewels first ... taking out an insurance policy on his well-tested testes, which he's valuing at a whopping 8 figures!!!
Talk about money well spent -- remember, Nick's golden gonads have already spawned 12 kids with 6 different women, so it should come as no surprise he just launched a new collab with Dr. Squatch's Ball Valuation Tool.Dr. Squatch is putting its money where its mouth is ... as the co. officially took out a policy through MMA/Momentous Insurance to guarantee Nick's beans are thoroughly protected.
Nick's tongue-in-cheek take on his brass pair is ..."Haters say it's time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I'm doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids. Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!"The collab's certainly flattering to Nick's ego, as the comedian landed the"Most Valuable Balls" title ...
Nick's in good company when it comes to insuring body parts ... in fact, his ex-wife pulled the move years ago.Just as Mimi and Tina had a lot on the line, professionally, when they protected their assets -- the stakes are equally high for Nick's nuts. Mars ain't gonna populate itself!